Do You Want to Know a Secret?

I got this in an email today and thought it was cute enough to post on my blog.

Enjoy!

HOW TO STAY SAFE IN THE WORLD TODAY:
Avoid riding in automobiles because they are
responsible for
20 % of all fatal accidents.

Do not stay at home because 17 percent of all
accidents occur in the home. (that’s 37 % already)

Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because
14 percent of all accidents occur to pedestrians.(now that’s 51%)

Avoid traveling by air, trains or buses, 16 percent of accidents
involve these forms of transportation. (that’s 67%)

Of the remaining 33 percent, 32 percent of all
deaths occur in hospitals. Above all else avoid hospitals.

You will be pleased to learn that only
0.01 % of all deaths occur in a synagogue,
and these are usually related to previous physical disorders.

Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any
given point in time is in Synagogue.

Torah Study is even safer. The number of deaths
during Torah Study is too small to register.

For safety’s sake, go to Shul as often as
possible, and attend Torah Study.
It could save your life!

Author Unknown

PS: You don’t have to be Jewish to go to shul. You may
not understand what the old guys are saying but sometimes they serve
wine in paper cups.

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One Response to Do You Want to Know a Secret?

  1. arual1977 says:

    Hahahahaha… Phil, This is hilarious!!!!!

    I finally had a moment to read some blogs and I’ve been catching up with what’s going on with you guys. WOW -- that’s quite a busy summer you’ve had!

    Just letting you know I’m st ill alive…
    ~Laura

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