I got this in an email today and thought it was cute enough to post on my blog.
Enjoy!
HOW TO STAY SAFE IN THE WORLD TODAY:
Avoid riding in automobiles because they are
responsible for 20 % of all fatal accidents.
accidents occur in the home. (that’s 37 % already)
involve these forms of transportation. (that’s 67%)
deaths occur in hospitals. Above all else avoid hospitals.
and these are usually related to previous physical disorders.
responsible for 20 % of all fatal accidents.
Do not stay at home because
17 percent of allaccidents occur in the home. (that’s 37 % already)
Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because
Avoid traveling by air, trains or buses,
16 percent of accidentsinvolve these forms of transportation. (that’s 67%)
Of the remaining 33 percent,
32 percent of alldeaths occur in hospitals. Above all else avoid hospitals.
You will be pleased to learn that only
and these are usually related to previous physical disorders.
Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any
given point in time is in Synagogue.
Torah Study is even safer. The number of deaths
during Torah Study is too small to register.
For safety’s sake, go to Shul as often as
possible, and attend Torah Study.
It could save your life!
Author Unknown
PS: You don’t have to be Jewish to go to shul. You may
not understand what the old guys are saying but sometimes they serve
wine in paper cups.
Hahahahaha… Phil, This is hilarious!!!!!
I finally had a moment to read some blogs and I’ve been catching up with what’s going on with you guys. WOW – that’s quite a busy summer you’ve had!
Just letting you know I’m st ill alive…
~Laura